Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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