How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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