Pregnant stripper...not hot.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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