I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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