Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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