where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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