his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
This house was built for laser tag.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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