Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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