Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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