Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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