I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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