I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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