Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
