Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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