Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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