Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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