My brain says no but my pants say off.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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