Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
