My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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