That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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