we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
you told grandpa to call you daddy
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Of course I have a pirate flag
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
im on a boat
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