Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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