I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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