is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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