For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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