Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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