I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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