and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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