A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this will be a night to untag.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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