I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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