operation harelip BJ is a go
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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