i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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