Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
