Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Hippo gnu deer
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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