Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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