Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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