Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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