like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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