jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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