This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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