Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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