Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Buhtt sex?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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