i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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