I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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