Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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