I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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