Is it normal to miss your booty call?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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