idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
