There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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