What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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