he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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