and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Randomize