I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I want to have your abortion
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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