Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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