idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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